January 2011
Dont try to impress me by doing things I like that...
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I LOVE
I love it when I win a comeback contest, and everyones like, “OMG YOU JUST FUCKING OWNED HIM, HAHAHAH”
I HATE
I hate when I’m talking all serious to my friends and I say a word wrong
I think girls are the better being. Because girls can get whatever they want in life by being daddy’s little girl or flirtatious. Girls are proven to be smarter. Girls, if good looking could get almost any guy they want. Girls don’t even need a man to have sex with, the guy could leave right in the middle get a sandwich and she wont even notice. Girls are just overall better, and I...
Who's happy theres no more finals?
When my parents walk out that door my pants are around my ankles. :)
Who?
Who has suck in one of those dick shaped Lolly pops?
i cant go to sleep.I think im going to play some xbox……… naked, to add some spice like Selena Gomez or Cyndee May…… only in my dreams (sigh of relief) (:
WTF
i dont want to go to school because.....
1.like EVERYONE, no staying up, no sleeping in
2.NO PJ’S ALL DAY
3.I have to wait till afterchool to jack off, WTF
4.no going to IHOP at 2 in the morning
5.I have finals coming up and i am a HUGE PROCRASTINATOR!! ):
6.did i already mention porn?
7.how bout that porn?
8.Porn……Porn……Porn……Porn…….Porn